heY Pepz!~
             i WouLd lyk to WarN u guYz n Galz oUt deR aBt TWO baCteriA....evEn tHou i naMed deM uSeleSS baCteriA 1 n 2....buT deY r nt uSeless aT all...dey r Rather POwerfuL!!!!! Or i ShlD Sae dat deY r vEli haRmful!!! deY bring STRESS n PROBLEMS to pepz LIFE!!! Dey cOz DIstTUrbAnce tO ouR daIly LIFE!!! deY hAunt pEpz n inTrudE one's privacy!!! 
                theSe baCterIa do mAke a PERFECT coupLE...foR UB 1 is a fEmale n UB 2 is a MALE!!! boTH ve Veli sTronG deBAting SkiLLs n dEy duN acCepT pEpz oPiniOn!! iF u HapPen TO noE hu r TheSE bACteria thaT i m rEfErring to...u'll noe hoW compatibLe r Dey in TeRms of "SIZE"!! MaybE i sHld prOvidE u PepZ out deR wiF somE wAyS to FIght thEse BactEria...       

1. Equip urself with Pro Vocab!!!
   thEsE baCteRia r veLi strOng in TheiR voCab....to FighT thEm...onE haS to b EquiP wiF Pro Pro vocab!!! i Warn u PepZ...iF u Wan to FighT wiF dEm...plz plz STUDY the DictioNAry n Thesaurus b4 hanD....oR it iS e EnD foR u!!! u wiLL b BomDed bY dEM!!!!
   
2. Always stand FIRM!!!
   b4 stArTing e fiGht...MAKE SURE u ve ur bAsic posture...stand FIRM!!! DUN stand on 1 leg...stand at a comfortable position...stand straight...dun SLOUCH!!!! if u Realli think u CAnt beaT dem...plz plz REMAIN FIRM!!! dun show dat u ve been beaten down by dem(eg. in cartoon...deY will sHOw dat whEn scolDing somEonE...e ViCtim will tenDs to be Blew off by the ATtacker)
   
3. BE CONFIDENT!!!
   wHEn u FAce dEM...Look CONFIDENT at all times!!! dun Show dat u r afraid of dem...or the baTTle is Over...eVen u r beiNG Bombed by dem...gif dem e CONFIDENT LOOk...n dey will STOP...coZ deY ve nth to Sae alreadY...so always LOOK CONFIDENT!!! no matter wad happen...REMEMBER!!! u r fighting wiF deM...Dey r e one at fault...NOT U!!! uR points shld stand..will stand..muz stand!!! b very suRE of urSElf...if u r veli sure of wad u r fighting....u definitely wont lose to dem!!!
   
4. NEVER gif up!!!
   NV NV GIF UP!!! if u gif up..everything is over! FIGHT till e END!!! OnCe u ve sTarTed...u Can Nv tuRn bACk...Dey wiLL hAUnt u!!! iT is eiTher u FighT tiLL e End or b haUnted!!!!
   
5. BEAT dem in wadever dey do!!!
   TheSE baCteRia r veLi pa shu!! dEy r AFRAID oF LOSING OUT to othEr pEPz! if u waNt to wiN deM duRing e Fight....b4 daT u Ve to shOw dEM u R sTrongEr dEn Dem...onE wAy is to bEAt dEM in WAdeVEr Dey do!!! deY wiLL evEntuALLy loSE dey ConfiDEnt...thEreFOre maKing it EAsieR 4 u PepZ to WIn DEm!!!
   
6. MUZ b VELI chang qi !!!!
   thESe baCteRiA r vELi CHANG QI(long-breath)!!! dey caN arGue wiF u For HOURS...w/o alloWing u TO tok bACK!!! sO u Ve to SEIZE eveRy OpPortuniTy to SpeAK...n WhEn u SpeAk...thInk oF aS manI thiNGs to Sae...TreaSURe eVERy SeCond!!! TRY nT to Let dEm tAke aWAy uR chANce of SpeaKing!!!!
   
7. CHOOSE the apprOpRiAte LOCATION!!!
   dEs baCTerIA Veli Ai MiAn zHI(love face)...sO cHooSE an Appropriate LOCATION whEre deR r ALoT of PepZ aROund!!! Dey WOnt dARe to CriTisIZE Too MUCH!! dEy WiLL uSE dEiR wOrds VELI CAREFULLY!!! dEn u MUZ emBarassess DEm!!! chOOSe a LOCATION dAt e PErsOn dEY adMIRE uSUaLLY hANg oUT...dEN xia shui dEm!!! U WILL DEFINITELY WIN!!!!

                    Wif the aid of "THE 7 WAYS TO FIGHT USELESS BACTERIA"....moST probably u COUld WIn dEM w/o much DiffIcuLTiES!!! bUt iF u Ve anY nEw wAYs to Fight UBs...kinDly tEll mi...so DAt i CAn upDate e rESt of e PepZ ouT deR!!!! u caN tELL mi tHRu e TAgBOaRd!!! THanKZ!~